AND WE SWITCH TO KATHERINE MCPHEE'S SIDE OF THE STORY (AS WRITTEN BY A NAME DROPPING MINIMUM WAGE EMPLOYMENT LABORER WHO NEVER ACTUALLY MET ANY OF THE FAMOUS PEOPLE THAT HE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT. HE'S ONE OF THOSE MINIMUM WAGE LABORERS WHO'S ALWAYS SHOVING FILM SCRIPTS INTO THE FACES OF FAMOUS PEOPLE HE NEVER MET IN FUTILE ATTEMPTS TO LAND A FILM DEAL AS HE WRITE INTERNET BLOGS WITH NEEDLESSLY LONG TITLES).

Katherine McPhee was walking to the film set for the television show Smash .  She was talking to the latest guy that she was going out on a date with…