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... 'Cupid Has Walked Off The Job' ...
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Yes Ladies & Gentlemen, It saddens me to bring you the news, but as of midday today, reports are coming in that Cupid's wing tipped arrow was damaged when attempting to pierce the inner layers of a hardened heart. It is believed [he] Cupid has laid down his tools and was last seen taking a smoko out behind the Lonely Hearts Club.
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Candid photos, 'exclusive to this network', show him 'laying down on the job'
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Is that glee we see Ladies & Gentlemen?
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Some mirth regarding this predicament?
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He seems to be rolling around, kicking up his heels and having a good old laugh! I suspect he is feeling some relief from the heavy burden he has been carrying all these years. The arduous task of bringing lovers together despite their primal urge to run the other way. As this report goes to air, it is still not known whether this is a temporary walking away from the job, or whether tense negotiations will bring a happy result, and the return of Mr Cupid to his rightful active duties.
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Our reporters obtained an exclusive interview with Mr Cupid and his only comments were ....
'Let Them Do Their Own Dirty Work'. So there you have it.. brief, but to the point! The situation seems dire for lovers this Valentine's Day!
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We at 'Being Ruby' understand the impact this program may have on our viewers. If you, or someone you know needs assistance in dealing with these events, counseling is available by calling the 'Who Will Save Us Now' hotline on.. 1800-555-555-555 [callers must be 18yrs of age or older. Call to this service are charged in 50c intervals. Additional charges may be levied by your provider]
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We close this program tonight with a photo essay on 'The Dark Side of Love'
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[charms by Cathy Penton]
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This has been a 'Ruby Time Production'
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Unfortunately our scheduled program will now be shown at a later date
[In the interest of keeping this post a reasonable length
Part 2: The Lighter Side of Love will be shown in a future post]
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... Breaking Breaking News ! ...
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News just in ... Mr Cupid HAS returned to the job!! Good news indeed. Looks like Valentine's Day has been saved and Cupid will be knocking on your door soon.
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As I am not in possession of requited love, unrequited love, secret admirers, nor nasty stalkers, my love for inanimate objects will have to suffice.. oh and my little silver Cupid whose arrow, although broken is still in my possession.
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Thank you for joining me once again this Silver Sunday and allowing me to indulge my silly side. Don't forget to pop over to see Beth at 'Gypsy Fish Journal' to see who else is entertaining us this sunday....
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Oh and Happy Valentine's Day everyone.. or feast of San Valentino!! No matter what it may mean to you, have a great day!!
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IMAGE SOURCE: ALL Photography and photo editing by me - [Being Ruby]. Unfortunately for some unsuspecting readers - the silliness is me too!!
The lovely charms are by Cathy Penton. I will post more of her beauties in my Lighter Side of Love post at a later date.
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