Another One for the Ladies

This is Danny Jones and he's a fitness trainer or maybe a model or perhaps he's a nuclear physicist who can say,  but he's been nicknamed The Tree Man by people on the internet because he's 6'7" tall and 99% of the people that use the internet are uncreative morons (oh not you guys though).  So if you like 'em tall here's your man. No I didn't put that smiley face over his wiener, wherever I stole this picture from did. Or maybe he put it there for his Instagram and they stole it from him look man, I'm no Sherlock Holmes okay? You know what? I'd like to stop talking about this guys wiener, alright?